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Find here some jokes from Mauritius. If you jokes then have a look, a good laugh.
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Mauritian girl Joke
A Mauritian girl knelt in the confessional and said to the priest,
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear girl, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."
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Joke of an Indian student in America
This is a funny joke about an Indian student on his first day at school in America.
A new student named Bhawansh Pankajalochana entered the fourth grade.
The teacher: "Let's start by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
She saw only blank faces, except for Bhawansh, who raised his hand:
"Patrick Henry, 1775" he answered.
"Very good!"
Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no answers except from Bhawansh: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"
The teacher stared at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Bhawansh, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" the teacher asked.
Bhawansh put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher stares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Bhawansh says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student shouts, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Bhawansh jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said
"You little s***. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Bhawansh frantically shouts at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh s***, we're f**ked!"
And Bhawansh said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."
Babies Joke
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother:
“MUM, guess what? We learned how to make babies today”
The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep cool:
“That's interesting” she said, “How do you make babies?”
The girl answered: “It's simple, you just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'”.
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